(joke) how they have sex
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. | | | | | | ACTORS do it on cue. | | | | | | ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. | | | | | | AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. | | | | | | ANSI does it in the standard way | | | | | | ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. | | | | | | ARCHITECTS have great plans. | | | | | | ARTISTS are exhibitionists. | | | | | | ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. | | | | | | ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. | | | | | | ATTORNEYS make better motions. | | | | | | AUDITORS like to examine figures. | | | | | | BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. | | | | | | BAILIFFS always come to order. | | | | | | BAKERS knead it daily. | | | | | | BAND MEMBERS play all night. | | | | | | BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early | | withdrawal. | | | | | | BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. | | | | | | BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. | | | | | | BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. | | | | | | BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. | | | | | | BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. | | | | | | BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. | | | | | | BEER DRINKERS get more head. | | | | | | BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. | | | | | | BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. | | | | | | BOSSES delegate the task to others. | | | | | | BOWLERS have bigger balls. | | | | | | BRICKLAYERS lay all day. | | | | | | BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. | | | | | | BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. | | | | | | BUTCHERS have better meat. | | | | | | C'Bers do it on the air. | | | | | | CAMPERS do it in a tent. | | | | | | CARPENTERS hammer it harder. | | | | | | CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. | | | | | | CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. | | | | | | CHEMISTS like to experiment. | | | | | | CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. | | | | | | CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. | | | | | | CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. | | | | | | CLOWNS do it for laughs. | | | | | | COACHES whistle while they work. | | | | | | COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. | | | | | | COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. | | | | | | COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. | | | | | | COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their | | software. | | | | | | CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. | | | | | | CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. | | | | | | COPS have bigger guns. | | | | | | COWBOYS handle anything horny. | | | | | | COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. | | | | | | CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. | | | | | | CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. | | | | | | DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. | | | | | | DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. | | | | | | DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. | | | | | | DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. | | | | | | DENTISTS do it in your mouth. | | | | | | DETECTIVES do it under cover. | | | | | | DIETICIANS eat better. | | | | | | DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. | | | | | | DIVERS do it deeper. | | | | | | DOCTORS do it with patience. | | | | | | DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. | | | | | | DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. | | | | | | DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. | | | | | | ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. | | | | | | ENGINEERS charge by the hour. | | | | | | EXECUTIVES have large staffs. | | | | | | FARMERS spread it around. | | | | | | FIREMEN are always in heat. | | | | | | FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. | | | | | | FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. | | | | | | FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. | | | | | | FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. | | | | | | GARBAGE MEN come once a week. | | | | | | GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. | | | | | | GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. | | | | | | GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. | | | | | | GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. | | | | | | GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. | | | | | | HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. | | | | | | HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. | | | | | | HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. | | | | | | HANDYMEN like good screws. | | | | | | HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. | | | | | | HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. | | | | | | HUNTERS do it with a bang. | | | | | | INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. | | | | | | INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. | | | | | | INVENTORS find a way. | | | | | | JANITORS clean up afterwards. | | | | | | JEWELERS mount real gems. | | | | | | JOGGERS do it on the run. | | | | | | LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. | | | | | | LAWYERS do it in their briefs. | | | | | | LIBRARIANS do it quietly. | | | | | | LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. | | | | | | LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. | | | | | | MACHINISTS make the best screws. | | | | | | MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. | | | | | | MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. | | | | | | MANAGERS supervise others. | | | | | | MARKETING REPs do it on commission. | | | | | | MILKMEN deliver twice a week. | | | | | | MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. | | | | | | MINERS sink deeper shafts. | | | | | | MINISTERS do it on Sundays. | | | | | | MISSILE MEN have better thrust. | | | | | | MODELS do it in any position. | | | | | | MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of | | characters. | | | | | | MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their | | legs. | | | | | | MOVIE STARS do it on film. | | | | | | MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. | | | | | | NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. | | | | | | NURSES call the shots. | | | | | | OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. | | | | | | OPERATORS do it person-to-person. | | | | | | OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. | | | | | | PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. | | | | | | PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. | | | | | | PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. | | | | | | PILOTS keep it up longer. | | | | | | PLUMBERS do it under the sink. | | | | | | POLICEMEN like big busts. | | | | | | POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get | | re-erected. | | | | | | POSTMEN come slower. | | | | | | PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. | | | | | | PRINTERS reproduce the fas-*test*-('"). | | | | | | PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. | | | | | | PROFESSORS do it by the book. | | | | | | RACERS like to come in first. | | | | | | RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. | | | | | | RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. | | | | | | REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. | | | | | | RECYCLERS use it again. | | | | | | REPAIRMEN can fix anything. | | | | | | REPORTERS do it daily. | | | | | | RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. | | | | | | RETAILERS move their merchandise. | | | | | | ROOFERS do it on top. | | | | | | RUNNERS get into more pants. | | | | | | SAILORS like to be blown. | | | | | | SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. | | | | | | SCIENTISTS discovered it. | | | | | | SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. | | | | | | SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. | | | | | | SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. | | | | | | SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. | | | | | | SPELUNKERS do it underground. | | | | | | SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. | | | | | | STEWARDESSES do it in the air. | | | | | | STUDENTS use their heads. | | | | | | SURGEONS are smooth operators. | | | | | | TAILORS make it fit. | | | | | | TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. | | | | | | TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. | | | | | | TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the | | walking. | | | | | | TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. | | | | | | TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. | | | | | | TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. | | | | | | TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. | | | | | | TYPISTS do it in triplicate. | | | | | | VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. | | | | | | VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. | | | | | | WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. | | | | | | WATER SKIERS come down harder. | | | | | | WELDERS have hotter rods. | | | | | | WRESTLERS know the best holds. | | | | | | WRITERS have novel ways. | | | | ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. | | | | | | ACTORS do it on cue. | | | | | | ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. | | | | | | AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. | | | | | | ANSI does it in the standard way | | | | | | ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. | | | | | | ARCHITECTS have great plans. | | | | | | ARTISTS are exhibitionists. | | | | | | ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. | | | | | | ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. | | | | | | ATTORNEYS make better motions. | | | | | | AUDITORS like to examine figures. | | | | | | BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. | | | | | | BAILIFFS always come to order. | | | | | | BAKERS knead it daily. | | | | | | BAND MEMBERS play all night. | | | | | | BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early | | withdrawal. | | | | | | BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. | | | | | | BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. | | | | | | BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. | | | | | | BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. | | | | | | BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. | | | | | | BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. | | | | | | BEER DRINKERS get more head. | | | | | | BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. | | | | | | BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. | | | | | | BOSSES delegate the task to others. | | | | | | BOWLERS have bigger balls. | | | | | | BRICKLAYERS lay all day. | | | | | | BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. | | | | | | BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. | | | | | | BUTCHERS have better meat. | | | | | | C'Bers do it on the air. | | | | | | CAMPERS do it in a tent. | | | | | | CARPENTERS hammer it harder. | | | | | | CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. | | | | | | CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. | | | | | | CHEMISTS like to experiment. | | | | | | CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. | | | | | | CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. | | | | | | CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. | | | | | | CLOWNS do it for laughs. | | | | | | COACHES whistle while they work. | | | | | | COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. | | | | | | COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. | | | | | | COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. | | | | | | COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their | | software. | | | | | | CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. | | | | | | CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. | | | | | | COPS have bigger guns. | | | | | | COWBOYS handle anything horny. | | | | | | COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. | | | | | | CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. | | | | | | CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. | | | | | | DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. | | | | | | DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. | | | | | | DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. | | | | | | DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. | | | | | | DENTISTS do it in your mouth. | | | | | | DETECTIVES do it under cover. | | | | | | DIETICIANS eat better. | | | | | | DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. | | | | | | DIVERS do it deeper. | | | | | | DOCTORS do it with patience. | | | | | | DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. | | | | | | DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. | | | | | | DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. | | | | | | ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. | | | | | | ENGINEERS charge by the hour. | | | | | | EXECUTIVES have large staffs. | | | | | | FARMERS spread it around. | | | | | | FIREMEN are always in heat. | | | | | | FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. | | | | | | FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. | | | | | | FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. | | | | | | FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. | | | | | | GARBAGE MEN come once a week. | | | | | | GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. | | | | | | GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. | | | | | | GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. | | | | | | GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. | | | | | | GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. | | | | | | HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. | | | | | | HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. | | | | | | HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. | | | | | | HANDYMEN like good screws. | | | | | | HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. | | | | | | HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. | | | | | | HUNTERS do it with a bang. | | | | | | INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. | | | | | | INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. | | | | | | INVENTORS find a way. | | | | | | JANITORS clean up afterwards. | | | | | | JEWELERS mount real gems. | | | | | | JOGGERS do it on the run. | | | | | | LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. | | | | | | LAWYERS do it in their briefs. | | | | | | LIBRARIANS do it quietly. | | | | | | LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. | | | | | | LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. | | | | | | MACHINISTS make the best screws. | | | | | | MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. | | | | | | MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. | | | | | | MANAGERS supervise others. | | | | | | MARKETING REPs do it on commission. | | | | | | MILKMEN deliver twice a week. | | | | | | MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. | | | | | | MINERS sink deeper shafts. | | | | | | MINISTERS do it on Sundays. | | | | | | MISSILE MEN have better thrust. | | | | | | MODELS do it in any position. | | | | | | MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of | | characters. | | | | | | MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their | | legs. | | | | | | MOVIE STARS do it on film. | | | | | | MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. | | | | | | NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. | | | | | | NURSES call the shots. | | | | | | OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. | | | | | | OPERATORS do it person-to-person. | | | | | | OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. | | | | | | PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. | | | | | | PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. | | | | | | PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. | | | | | | PILOTS keep it up longer. | | | | | | PLUMBERS do it under the sink. | | | | | | POLICEMEN like big busts. | | | | | | POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get | | re-erected. | | | | | | POSTMEN come slower. | | | | | | PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. | | | | | | PRINTERS reproduce the fas-*test*-('"). | | | | | | PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. | | | | | | PROFESSORS do it by the book. | | | | | | RACERS like to come in first. | | | | | | RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. | | | | | | RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. | | | | | | REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. | | | | | | RECYCLERS use it again. | | | | | | REPAIRMEN can fix anything. | | | | | | REPORTERS do it daily. | | | | | | RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. | | | | | | RETAILERS move their merchandise. | | | | | | ROOFERS do it on top. | | | | | | RUNNERS get into more pants. | | | | | | SAILORS like to be blown. | | | | | | SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. | | | | | | SCIENTISTS discovered it. | | | | | | SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. | | | | | | SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. | | | | | | SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. | | | | | | SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. | | | | | | SPELUNKERS do it underground. | | | | | | SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. | | | | | | STEWARDESSES do it in the air. | | | | | | STUDENTS use their heads. | | | | | | SURGEONS are smooth operators. | | | | | | TAILORS make it fit. | | | | | | TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. | | | | | | TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. | | | | | | TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the | | walking. | | | | | | TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. | | | | | | TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. | | | | | | TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. | | | | | | TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. | | | | | | TYPISTS do it in triplicate. | | | | | | VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. | | | | | | VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. | | | | | | WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. | | | | | | WATER SKIERS come down harder. | | | | | | WELDERS have hotter rods. | | | | | | WRESTLERS know the best holds. | | | | | | WRITERS have novel ways. | | | | ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.