two woman
>1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. > >2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? > >1st woman : I Froze to Death. > >2nd woman : How Horrible! > >1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the >cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. >What about you? > >2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected >that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the >act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. > >1st woman: So, what happened? > >2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there >somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran >into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went >through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up >until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that >I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. > >1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd >both still be alive.
>1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. > >2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? > >1st woman : I Froze to Death. > >2nd woman : How Horrible! > >1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the >cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. >What about you? > >2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected >that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the >act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. > >1st woman: So, what happened? > >2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there >somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran >into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went >through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up >until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that >I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. > >1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd >both still be alive.