The Pinoy Atheist's Forum

[d_rock]

>1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
>2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>
>1st woman : I Froze to Death.
>
>2nd woman : How Horrible!
>
>1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
>cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
>What about you?
>
>2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
>that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
>act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
>1st woman: So, what happened?
>
>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
>somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
>into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
>through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
>until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that
>I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>
>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
>both still be alive.
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